February 2012
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Sex and surrender (and why submissives always have...
Someone once told me that in order to bring a woman to orgasm, she has to submit, even if for just for that moment. I think there is some truth there. Orgasm is the point of letting go at the end of all that building tension. At least, it is for me. I can’t claim to be in control at the point of orgasm. I definitely should not drive a car, or operate heavy machinery whilst having one. ...
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Last night I had a dream. The usual, random shite (snow, a bird in need of medical attention, my best friend dressed in a lemon ballet skirt, Marilyn Manson coming to visit, and a wood fired kiln on the doorstep). But then my boss turned up. He was showing me some weird rice-cake things he’d made, and it was all very sexual. His hand trailing over my arm, lots of sexual tension and...
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bees-planet asked: if you don't mind me asking, how did you two meet?
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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OK, America, joke's over...
…can you please stop pretending Rick Santorum is a viable Presidential candidate? You really got us there. For a moment we were all afraid you’d completely lost the plot and were actually serious.  You’ve got to know when to quit. Ridiculous views on gender, sexuality, religion and education are amusing enough… but the whole package? Seriously, how can we believe one...
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meistergibmirrosen asked: I have also had been questioned twice if I was a woman for my explored mind. And also if my Master was existing at all, before we were taking pictures together. Be sure that I love what the both of you do. No little Anon should be daring to question anything in the two of you <3
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We talk so often, sometimes I think I’ve said everything I need to. You know me so well, I forget to tell you the obvious stuff. Remind me again… you *can’t* read my mind? What I want is really very simple: more, harder, further. You are my Master, my God, so I look to you for the answers. And yes, I admit, I become frustrated when you say you don’t have them. You are my...
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